10 Aug 2025
2:00pm

Secret Women's Business

The Cleavage Chronicles

The Theatre

Kalamunda Performing Arts Centre
48 Canning Road, Kalamunda

Genre Music
Venue Theatre
Audience All Ages
Bar Opens 13:30
Ticket Price 45
Concession 40

About the Event

Will the self-assured Sheils Picklebottom achieve stardom?

Will the ego-centric Barbara ever get to sing?

Will Lynne actualise her dreams of life in the theatre?
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A concert that follows the life, loves, ups, downs and dreams of many women. The funny side of life and friendship. The vulnerability of youth and the strength of maturity.

All wrapped up in songs you know and love and those you will recognise but be surprised and laugh at
the words and antics of this fun filled group.

Demonstrating the power of music and laughter this show will appeal to both sexes.

“We laughed, we cried, we cheered, but mostly we thoroughly embraced your joy!”
Shelly – Audience Member (Subiaco Arts Centre, 2021)

“Our group of 4 and everyone around us loved your show. Thank you for bringing it to Toodyay.”
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Debbie – Audience Member (Toodyay, 2021)

“A show with great appeal to both women and men.”
Michelle — Audience Member (RAAFA – Merriwa, 2023)

“A group of women of an interesting age attended KPAC unsure of what lay in store. Were we totally blown away!! The fantastic performance of a terrific repertoire of songs, got everyone (including the males) in this sell out show happy.”
Linda and Jan — Audience Members (KPAC)

“A group of mature women celebrating their lives through song, music and personal stories. They are hilarious and the audience could really relate to them.”
​​​​​​​Terry and Linda — Audience member (KPAC)

Audience: Family Friendly
In accordance with the venue’s liquor licensing regulations:

Juveniles aged up to 15 years old must be accompanied by an adult over 18 years old
Juveniles aged 16 and 17 years old may attend the event unaccompanied (photo ID recommended)
Juveniles of any age are not permitted at the Theatre Bar, but can purchase non-alcoholic drinks & snacks from the KPAC Kiosk